Saturday, November 29, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
To effectively counter Beyonce
Remember that guy that did the salad finger animated movies? Looks like I got some funding and he made a fairly neat (and really creepy)stop-motion video.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Matt saves your ass.
Well, Google does, not surprisingly. Best company in existence or best company to ever exist? You be the judge.
In hilarious news, here are some videos for your consideration.
This one starts and ends funny, but is pretty repetitive.
This one is similar, but starts and ends funnier. A little less well made, though. Mostly funny for Beaker.
The best made and shortest of the Muppets ones. Cookie Cannibal.
And finally, easily, the best one out of them all. WATCH THIS ONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH. I'm still laughing as I type this.
In hilarious news, here are some videos for your consideration.
This one starts and ends funny, but is pretty repetitive.
This one is similar, but starts and ends funnier. A little less well made, though. Mostly funny for Beaker.
The best made and shortest of the Muppets ones. Cookie Cannibal.
And finally, easily, the best one out of them all. WATCH THIS ONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH. I'm still laughing as I type this.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Wow.
Maybe Peter Schiff should take Paulson's job. He seems to put the facts together and make an appropriate prediction. Possessing reasoning skills that seem entirely lost the the other analysts.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Shit
When I heard songs like these on the album I kinda assumed it was just a studio song and stuff like this wouldn't come off live...wtf. The Shins are really fuckin good.
He fuckin DESPISES!!!
He fuckin DESPISES!!!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Politico
I'm not so happy with Obama's choice for Chief of Staff. Volunteered in the Israeli army? Seriously?
Anyway, here is an interesting article on Obama choosing many Clinton-era people for his positions and what that might mean.
Anyway, here is an interesting article on Obama choosing many Clinton-era people for his positions and what that might mean.
Lemmy Seyer Hardawn
My friend Jacob Serban came across possibly the greatest critic and overall person alive through the form of an Amazon profile. This is a must read.
Lemmy Seyer Hardawn
Here is what he said about it:
I found a real gem in the unlikely form of an amazon.com member profile.
I discovered "Lemmy Seyer Hardawn"
(oh my god, I just caught the word play),
while reading reviews for a blu-ray player.
His very helpful review:
I bought this player because it promised 'High Def' video... I have yet to see it! I wasted time and money on this junk product.
I'm going back to my VHS-C and putting on some 'Charles in Charge'.
blue ray is out dated and has horrible quality.
Naturally I felt the urge to read more of his reviews, so I visited his profile.
There I found countless gems, including his review of Revolver (Beatles),
entitled:
"Thank god for MTV, this isn't music people."
When I think of talented music, I think of Limp Bizkit, Korn, Slipknot, Atreyu, Good Chartlotte, Hanson, Britney Spears, and The New Kids on the block.
The Beatles had no talent, they didn't even have MTV airplay.
Avoid this trash, turn on MTV, and listen to real music people. Not 60s junk.
On the iphone:
"Terrible gadget, I'll stick with payphones to make phone calls and listening to my Walkman Cassettes.,"
Apple has been known for many terrible things such as the iPod and its unstable Operating systems.. but this latest gadget is by far the most materialistic unnecessary device anyone can own. I make better phone calls using a Pager and calling from Payphones, and I get better sound quality listening to the FM radio stations or listening to my Walkman Cassettes. iPhones are for rich angry little kids who listen to crappy music.
Friends, this man has written 212 reviews, and 95% of the time he reviews things he hates.
He hates books because they are "outdated," and only suitable for "old morons."
He insists that smoking is good for you (and explains why with "science").
He reportedly works at McDonalds, which he also insists is good for you.
He gives mixed reviews of butt plugs.
He suggests that you listen to 50cent if you want to hear someone sing with emotion,
when we all know that 50cent cannot emote. At all.
He believes that anything can be made better by simply adding Bob Saget
(whose name he repeatedly spells "Saggot"), Pauly Shore, or carrot top. Preferably all three.
He suggests that The Dark Night would have benefited from their performances.
He says that Pearl Jam is a rip-off of Creed,
and makes several similar musical (chronologically impossible) accusations.
He has the absolute worst taste humanly possible.
Is he real? Is he mildly retarded? Is this a joke? Did he vote?
I'm afraid it's real, because he doesn't really come across as sarcastic to me.
Also, I did a web search for his profile name, and came up with hundreds of reviews.
The reviews seem to be the same (word for word) for the most part, a cut and paste affair,
but they appear on tons of different review sites.
Who but a legitimate maniac has the time and dedication to hate specific products so thoroughly?
Do yourself a favor: read a few pages of his reviews (I read them all), then decide for yourself.
His wish list is NSFW (sex toys and male porn), so don't scroll down too far on the first page of his profile.
Other than that it's fine.
There are so many stories to discover.
Lemmy Seyer Hardawn
God help us all.
Awesome...
Lemmy Seyer Hardawn
Here is what he said about it:
I found a real gem in the unlikely form of an amazon.com member profile.
I discovered "Lemmy Seyer Hardawn"
(oh my god, I just caught the word play),
while reading reviews for a blu-ray player.
His very helpful review:
I bought this player because it promised 'High Def' video... I have yet to see it! I wasted time and money on this junk product.
I'm going back to my VHS-C and putting on some 'Charles in Charge'.
blue ray is out dated and has horrible quality.
Naturally I felt the urge to read more of his reviews, so I visited his profile.
There I found countless gems, including his review of Revolver (Beatles),
entitled:
"Thank god for MTV, this isn't music people."
When I think of talented music, I think of Limp Bizkit, Korn, Slipknot, Atreyu, Good Chartlotte, Hanson, Britney Spears, and The New Kids on the block.
The Beatles had no talent, they didn't even have MTV airplay.
Avoid this trash, turn on MTV, and listen to real music people. Not 60s junk.
On the iphone:
"Terrible gadget, I'll stick with payphones to make phone calls and listening to my Walkman Cassettes.,"
Apple has been known for many terrible things such as the iPod and its unstable Operating systems.. but this latest gadget is by far the most materialistic unnecessary device anyone can own. I make better phone calls using a Pager and calling from Payphones, and I get better sound quality listening to the FM radio stations or listening to my Walkman Cassettes. iPhones are for rich angry little kids who listen to crappy music.
Friends, this man has written 212 reviews, and 95% of the time he reviews things he hates.
He hates books because they are "outdated," and only suitable for "old morons."
He insists that smoking is good for you (and explains why with "science").
He reportedly works at McDonalds, which he also insists is good for you.
He gives mixed reviews of butt plugs.
He suggests that you listen to 50cent if you want to hear someone sing with emotion,
when we all know that 50cent cannot emote. At all.
He believes that anything can be made better by simply adding Bob Saget
(whose name he repeatedly spells "Saggot"), Pauly Shore, or carrot top. Preferably all three.
He suggests that The Dark Night would have benefited from their performances.
He says that Pearl Jam is a rip-off of Creed,
and makes several similar musical (chronologically impossible) accusations.
He has the absolute worst taste humanly possible.
Is he real? Is he mildly retarded? Is this a joke? Did he vote?
I'm afraid it's real, because he doesn't really come across as sarcastic to me.
Also, I did a web search for his profile name, and came up with hundreds of reviews.
The reviews seem to be the same (word for word) for the most part, a cut and paste affair,
but they appear on tons of different review sites.
Who but a legitimate maniac has the time and dedication to hate specific products so thoroughly?
Do yourself a favor: read a few pages of his reviews (I read them all), then decide for yourself.
His wish list is NSFW (sex toys and male porn), so don't scroll down too far on the first page of his profile.
Other than that it's fine.
There are so many stories to discover.
Lemmy Seyer Hardawn
God help us all.
Awesome...
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Rumors have been swirling for almost a year now...
Arrested Development the Movie seems like its a go.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Cool Obama Facts!
-He is fluent in Spanish
-He used to have a pet ape
-His favorite book is Moby Dick
-He has read every Harry Potter book
-He tried to be in a black pin-up calendar at Harvard, but was rejected
-His favorite TV shows are The Wire and Mash
-He used to have a pet ape
-His favorite book is Moby Dick
-He has read every Harry Potter book
-He tried to be in a black pin-up calendar at Harvard, but was rejected
-His favorite TV shows are The Wire and Mash
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Fuck Yes Keith!
Prop 8 is just as strange to me. I don't get it and Olbermann almost made me cry. Great post Lindy.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
I think Nader's bitter that he led such an exemplary life and never got the credit he wanted. He doesn't have any guns or religion so he turned to being a misanthrope.
But how can you blame Palin for not knowing about obscure countries like Mexico and Canada or how many continents there are. Who knows these things? This is gotcha journalism.
But how can you blame Palin for not knowing about obscure countries like Mexico and Canada or how many continents there are. Who knows these things? This is gotcha journalism.
Yeah...crazy shit
I read the transcript of that Nader interview yesterday. IMO he was irrelevant (and an official douche) as soon as he announced he was running again in 2004. In brighter news...here's some stuff the Repubs didn't let loose until after the election about Palin:
· Palin did not know which countries were part of NAFTA.
· It had to be explained to her that Africa was a continent, not a country
· She was angry at staffers over the Gibson and Couric interviews, yet she previously refused staff requests to prepare for the interviews
· Palin went "rogue" by attacking Obama about his "association" with Ayers before the McCain camp had a plan of attack
· McCain advisors showed up at Palin's hotel room to meet with her and Todd during the RNC and she entered the room in nothing but two towels (one wrapped around her wet hair).
Bizarre
· Palin did not know which countries were part of NAFTA.
· It had to be explained to her that Africa was a continent, not a country
· She was angry at staffers over the Gibson and Couric interviews, yet she previously refused staff requests to prepare for the interviews
· Palin went "rogue" by attacking Obama about his "association" with Ayers before the McCain camp had a plan of attack
· McCain advisors showed up at Palin's hotel room to meet with her and Todd during the RNC and she entered the room in nothing but two towels (one wrapped around her wet hair).
Bizarre
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Uncle Tom!?
Nader: officially in loony bin now. I cannot fucking believe that this man threw the 2000 election. What an asshole.
That must have been satisfying for Fox News. Now I don't know who to despise more: Fox News or Ralph Nader.
That must have been satisfying for Fox News. Now I don't know who to despise more: Fox News or Ralph Nader.
From a blue state to a new blue state:
Welcome... Colorado: it's good to have you home... I just got back from a 1,000 (my guess) strong street party. Us latte-sipping liberals are dancing in the street. Idol worship: probably, but man it feels good.
Good job you guys. Thanks so much.
Yes.
We.
did.
Good job you guys. Thanks so much.
Yes.
We.
did.
Obamarama
Thank you all for a wonderful and inspiring night.
Cheers to the next four years.
-Ani and Dustin
Cheers to the next four years.
-Ani and Dustin
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
I'm betraying some of my nerdiness here...
but this is about what sums up my feelings right now...
COME ON BIG D! FLLYYYYYYYYYY!
...now if I could only get me one of them elite socialist hats...
COME ON BIG D! FLLYYYYYYYYYY!
...now if I could only get me one of them elite socialist hats...
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Ben volunteered for Obama?
He did! phone banks do suck, SOOO much. Even when people are pretty nice. The dems. here were hell-bent on making sure that all the Obama callers were making sure to mention the Lands Commissioner who they really want to get past a pretty popular republican. Their only thought was coat tailing. It's slimey.
canvassing today was alright though. No one was home. I only talked to one person... It's basically just a nice walk, and then you have to remind democrats to actually vote...
remember to vote everyone.
canvassing today was alright though. No one was home. I only talked to one person... It's basically just a nice walk, and then you have to remind democrats to actually vote...
remember to vote everyone.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
What gets a playa wet.
Grandpa Cunt is just about the hottest thing I've ever heard. Otherwise, I voted for Heatrquake '08. Additionally, I voted yes on Amendment 666 - the Pro-Satan antichrist measure. Personally, I can't even begin to fathom how anyone could possibly trust anything that The Church says, so the only retort is to vote pro-Devil.
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