Political Discourse at Its Finest

A facebook friend posted a status update that annoyed me, so I responded...here at the results. Enjoy.

Justin is All ready sick of the narrow-minded naïve attitude of Obama. Money can’t fix everything nor should it.

Me: Welcome to the 21st century!

Some Guy #1: Didn't you vote for him??? I KNOW you jumped on his bus. C'mon admit it!!!

Some Guy #2: You racist... you must hate black people... and probably hispanics too. You're probably rich and just don't want poor people who don't pay taxes to begin with to have further tax cuts... or good schools... or roads that arent falling apart! :-P MONEY FIXES EVERYTHING! :-P

Some Guy #1: Money fixes boxing, and that's about all.

Some Guy #2: Apparently the sarcasm didn't seep though my message...

Some Guy #1: I'm thinking even tho we know Justin, you might want to refrain from writing "you must hate black people." but other than that, the sarcasm was understood. Justin isn't paying taxes this year, his father in law is claiming him and Carissa. BWHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Justin: Bob should if he could but he can’t so he won’t....I’m not a minority so I have to try an be poor to get money, I blame my parents for me being white.......... Yeah I hate it when them black people get all uppity and try making a better life for themselves....I once read about this guy who said "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character" but screw that lets vote for the dude because he is black.. Who cares if he have no real concept of economics or international affairs. Tell you what while we are holding down the minorities lets pay for most of there collage while we are at it…But moving away form sarcasm and going back to the point It takes real accountability and perseverance to fix the current issues in this world, not the color of some ones skin or how much money we can toss at a situation.

Next person who insinuates I’m a racist for not voting (it just ends there, that is not a fuck up)

Me: Since your rant was kinda a racist parody of racism, and because I'm willing to bet you voted for Bush, you kinda are being fairly racist. Just giving you a heads up. Btw, have you been awake during the last 8 years?

Justin: i am far from racist i am just sick of seeing the liberal left insinuating that some one color is a handicap....jude poeple on who the care not the color of there skin. we have very pround minorities in this conunty and i feel its about time for the left to quit acting likey they need hand outs...we have black people in this county that come form levels or poverty that liberals predent to understand beucase drove aroud the south or detroit then the go home to there liberal white comunities and donate some money and pat themselfs on the back... its sicking...

Me: You can take the hand outs away from the poor (aka minorities) as soon as the rich (aka whites) quit getting them. That reminds me, I have a ghetto-tour set up with my friends at East St. Louis in March. Wanna join?

Justin: As you said what I expected, now what about the poor white family? They are now less deserving because they are white? Damn that’s harsh dude screw whitty, my point is in all this mass spending there is nothing being done to remove lines of segregation and promote real equality.. is poor not poor? And it’s the left that is clearly drawing the lines that color is a handicap, and my point is no person is handicapped do to the color of there skin, thus special treatment is not deserved based on the color of your skin rather an individual or families situation. Eh cant do that liberals may lose votes and not feel as good about themselves…

Me: You are confusing me and I don't think its just your grammar. If I understand you correctly, Obama and liberals have some kind of an agenda where they give hand outs to minorities and neglect poor white people? Since when? Which program is that reflected in? Affirmative action and reparations have nothing to do with the stimulus package Obama is proposing. The stimulus only pertains to minorities in that it effects economic classes differently, and minorities make up a higher proportion of the lower class. Bringing up race at all in this discussion is what is racist.

Justin: There is our miscommunication, you’re talking about the stimulus plan I saw this ridicules but assuming conversation dwindling down in to conversation on affirmative action… I really need to get a more entertaining job so I can quit using people on face book to assume me.

Me: wut?

Justin: my point...

THE END!!!